Squirrel Cut Away$45.00
Origins
Sometime after the Earth cooled, surfers discovered that balsa wood floats and, subsequently, that dolphins’ dorsal fins make keen surfboard shifters. It would follow, a stoned hesher might suggest, that all mammal appendages make good fins; hence the squirrel cutaway, which derives its drive from a bulbous tip and maneuverability from a tiny leg. More functional than the fabled Red Rocket noserider.